Have a break: Check these websites!

Today, I would like to tell you about a few funny websites I found on internet. They have humourous stories involving cars.

Episode A: happened while at a driving school. During a test with two instructors, Mr A (instructor #1) was sitting behind instructor #2 and all of a sudden, the driver vanished out of sight! The next moment, he found the driver’s head next to Mr A’s right knee. He found out a bit later that the driver had mistakenly pulled the seat reclining lever instead of the side break. Mr A tried really hard not to burst into laughter all the way back to the school. How nervous was he? (Of course the driver failed the test.)

Episode B: A friend of Miss B said that he would come around to pick her up in a two-people car. She thought he might be driving a flash sport car but no, it was a small truck. (Yes, the truck bed was like an open car.)

Episode C: When Mr C was working at a motorbike shop, he had to deliver a brand new scooter on the back of a utility vehicle. The people waiting for him were a father and a daughter (about 17 years old). While the daughter was listening to Mr C’s instruction intently, the father impatiently said “Riding a scooter like this is a piece a cake!” and turned the throttle. Then boom! He rode it straight into the wall. So Mr C put the scooter back onto the back of his Ute for repair. He did not dare to say “Thank you very much. Please come again”!

Episode D: A mother saw a roadwork’s sign and said “Isn’t that a Japanese style toilet over there?”, pointing at a porcelain thing left lying on the ground. Then what is that stuff that looks like brown dirt next to it? Oh, what about the colour of the sign itself? They went very quiet after that. (Our toilet is western style.)

Episode E: Mr E went for a long drive with his friend. When they stopped at a service area, the friend said “Would you like a cup of a canned coffee?” Mr E was wondering if he is getting coffee in a cup or a can.

Episode F: When Mr F just got a driver’s licence, his girlfriend said to him, “You know, lately different types of cars are used as undercover police cars. The other day, I even saw an undercover police truck on a motorway!” Believing that, he was telling the story to every single person who just got their drivers’ licences. Then his father said “How can a big truck chase offending cars?” Well, none of us new drivers thought it was impossible for a dump truck to overtake speeding cars.

If you have any funny episode, please tell us!


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